MLB Steroid Probe Comes to Conclusion

I'd like to point out that the current "steroid probe" is an excellent metaphor for what plagues our society; a chasm that exists between what we say and what we do. What do I mean? I mean the speed limit on most streets hasn't been recognized outside of a blizzard since there were horsedrawn carriages, the bathroom cabinets of nearly every house in suburbia contain marijuana, and the people who landscaped my backyard weren't Mexican...they were Guatemalan. What I'm saying is that things have gotten out of hand here. Print me 10,000 t-shirts with bright red text shouting "Athletes on Steroids Are Better". Don't worry, this business won't be a flash in the pan. I'll follow it up with "Hank Aaron was on speed - Asterisk".


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