Gameday Boncho

I think we can all agree that spectator sports and the pursuit of ultimate comfort go hand in hand. We've all heard reports of the decadence that has been acheived. It goes far beyond an excess of finger food, Lay-z-boy recliners, and ridiculously large televisions. On gameday, dedicated sports fans attempt to maximize caloric intake while minimizing metabolic rates by maintaining a sedintary position on oversized sectional couches. I've had friends take measures to the outer-limit, wearing adult diapers on New Year's day in order to watch every minute of every bowl game. It's a bit extreme, but effectively illustrates the length's to witch sports fans will go.

To this end I bring you the "gameday boncho". Never again will you worry about having a blanket on your leather chaise lounge to maximize comfort. Nor will you be left to wonder which piece of team paraphanelia to wear when your favorite team is competing. To experience the comfort and pride of the gameday boncho, simply follow the steps below:

1. Visit your local Target, and select their most comfortable white blanket (look for something with the qualities of a baby blanket). An optimal size would be ten feet in length.
2. Fold the blanket in half, and cut a 9" semi-circle in the middle of the folded edge.
3. On one side of the blanket, draw your jersey number with a black Sharpie.
4. On the other side, sew on various patches that represent your favorite sports teams.
5. Put your head through the hole, ensuring that the number is placed on your back, consume exorbitant amounts of cheese-based snacks without fear of dripping on your clothing, and watch as much football as possible.

I'll be adding a photo of my boncho once construction is complete.