Immigration Reform

So hard-working Mexicans should not be allowed to enter this country. However, admitted pedophiles should not only be allowed into this country, they are such a vital national resource that we should drag them back from foreign lands with police escort. While this may be a traumatic experience for the resource we hold in such high regard, we should attempt to make them feel as comfortable as possible by seating them in business class (1st class would be a bit pricey on the tax payer's dollar). I look forward to legislation solidifying this program in the national interest. Without it, John Mark Karr may be the last pedophile we are able to import from Thailand.

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