Seen on a Bumper Sticker

"Oh god, please save me from your followers."

- It's pretty funny, but what kind of person actually goes into a store, somewhere in Alabama I assume, spots a purple bumper sticker with an unusual font with that phrase and says to themselves, "Well hell, that sure as shit would turn up the panties on those Jesus-cult bastards back in Colorado"? I've met these people and it appears to be a very odd pychosis. It would be wrong to say that these people have a lot of anger in them. I'm not even sure resentment is the right term either. Instead, it's like these people actually get off on this sort of thing. I guess they figure that it's their little way of exerting power in the world, a vulgar little sphere of influence, within which they are all annoyingly powerful. They're the same people who call out an ill-thought joke at the most critical moment of a horror film. And just to be clear, they're also the same people who adorn their rear bumpers with stylized fish.